AND I WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE.
JUST TO BE THE ONE WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES
TO DROP DOWN AT YOUR DOOR
I saw this and thought “Why are they talking a hundred Miles Lunas out for a walk?”
If you defend a guy for his nudes getting leaked (“aw it’s okay we still love you1!1!1!!!”) but then shame a girl for her nudes getting leaked (“what a slut she shouldn’t have taken them in the first place!!1!1!!!”) I hope you step on many lego pieces at once.
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
This is a blatant violation of trust
YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU
Jennifer Aniston’s reaction when they randomly started playing the Friends theme song during the We’re the Millers gag reel
DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.
Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?
SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS
when people get angry at you for liking snakes
THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
"I am my own blankie."
"i have to check and make sure" I had one of those moments at work today and i just stared at him like "I dont understand your question."